Session12

Characters: Cassidy the great, Dracrath, Ouregano, Versace, Galren ,UwU burritos.

Bayleaf and his helper Edwardo finally come out of the metaphorical closet. Through a long winded dialogue and risking the potential demise of our resident schizo (Galren), the now out of the proverbial closet pair agree to work alongside us.

We receive some info from Bayleaf; namely that he was hired by the Abbey to train the guards (Who failed that job quite brutally) and that they got attacked by pirates. Bayleaf goes onto mention that he received an increased payment for protecting them against stronger foes.

Once again highlighting Bayleaf's incompetence as a warrior but his skill as a bard; considering how many groups he's scammed out of payment.

Edwardo, his lust still unsatisfied picks up a recently deceased body and goes up somewhere.

Moving on we learn that there is a hoard of gold somewhere behind a "secret door", which no one noticed due to the practically brand new table that was blocking the way. We also learn that the path to the gold is full of unknown dangers.

There is of course a gold medallion which can help us find the way to the gold, but unfortunately immodium has yet to be invented and the medallion is with the person who has taken off to deal with their weak constitution.

Cassidy charges into the first room where he learns that all that childhood abuse can be worked out, as he proceeds to butcher all the bad guys. UwUburritos loses an owl, but honestly no one notices. Other team members contribute in ways that are more helpful than reliving a harry potter furry fantasy.

Moving on:

Cassidy see's the child who bullied him all those years ago and decides to punt him so hard that his grandchildren would feel the pain

Karma decides to teach him an important lesson in letting things go, but unfortunately Cassidy is blinded by rage. His intellect already too low. to be effected by concussions or planning out future children he makes it to the child only to kick empty air.

The team proceeds to butcher everything in the room, but unfortunately it turns out that karma has the final laugh. Everything is well painted wood and not gold.

The team admires the artistry of the dead monk, but ultimately everyone is blueballed.

Just like in real life.

but then there's also that secret door in the corner.

Cassidy decides to bring up the question of changing the group name to heavy hammer hoes.